I think it kinda fits the current situation…
And yes there is a little truth to it aswell…
Me and my husband both got layoffs after decades of loyalty to our jobs. We have lost almost all of our 401k’s and well, we are already preparing to loose our house and live elswhere….Happy Holidays to all the execuatives and VP’s…
On the first day of Christmas
my government sent to me:
A Unemployment ran out form.
On the second day of Christmas
my government sent to me:
Two 401k’s gone.
And a Unemployment ran out form.
On the third day of Christmas
my government sent to me:
Three more rounds of Layoff’s,
Two 401k’s gone.
And a Unemployment ran out form.
On the fourth day of Christmas
my government sent to me:
Four credit cards,
Three more rounds of Layoff’s,
Two 401k’s gone
And a Unemployment ran out form.
On the fifth day of Christmas
my government sent to me:
Five months without help on morgage,
Four credit cards,
Three more rounds of Layoff’s,
Two 401k’s gone
And a Unemployment ran out form.
On the sixth day of Christmas
my government sent to me:
Six bills past due,
Five months without help on morgage,
Four credit cards,
Three more rounds of Layoff’s,
Two 401k’s gone
And a Unemployment ran out form.
On the seventh day of Christmas
my government sent to me:
Seven days till evection notice,
Six bills past due,
Five months without help on morgage,
Four credit cards,
Three more rounds of Layoff’s,
Two 401k’s gone
And a Unemployment ran out form.
On the eighth day of Christmas
my government sent to me:
Eight thousand dollars in stocks gone,
Seven days till evection notice,
Six bills past due,
Five months without help on morgage,
Four credit cards,
Three more rounds of Layoff’s,
Two 401k’s gone
And a Unemployment ran out form.
On the ninth day of Christmas
my government sent to me:
Nine more credit cards,
Eight thousand dollars in stocks gone,
Seven days till evection notice,
Six bills past due,
Five months without help on morgage,
Four credit cards,
Three more rounds of Layoff’s,
Two 401k’s gone
And a Unemployment ran out form.
On the tenth day of Christmas
my government sent to me:
Ten days of extension for eviction,
Nine more credit cards,
Eight thousand dollars in stocks gone,
Seven days till evection notice,
Six bills past due,
Five months without help on morgage,
Four credit cards,
Three more rounds of Layoff’s,
Two 401k’s gone
And a Unemployment ran out form.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
my government sent to me:
Eleven job denials,
Ten days of extension for eviction,
Nine more credit cards,
Eight thousand dollars in stocks gone,
Seven days till evection notice,
Six bills past due,
Five months without help on morgage,
Four credit cards,
Three more rounds of Layoff’s,
Two 401k’s gone
And a Unemployment ran out form.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my government sent to me:
Twelve dollars left to live on,
Eleven job denials,
Ten days of extension for eviction,
Nine more credit cards,
Eight thousand dollars in stocks gone,
Seven days till evection notice,
Six bills past due,
Five months without help on morgage,
Four credit cards,
Three more rounds of Layoff’s,
Two 401k’s gone
And a Unemployment ran out form.